i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
When I woke up his cat was sleeping on my face and i had scratch marks on my neck. not happy.
only room for one pussy in that bed.
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
At beerfest, hammered, going to try to not get naked in public but i cant make any promises
You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
I just moonwalked my socks off. THAT LAZY. THAT HIGH.
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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