I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
Canada: barely better than America at a sport they invented.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
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I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
There are regrets in my world today- mostly jager at that fucking altitude
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Please just tell me how ugly she was so I can bask in the diminishingly small reassurance that might give me
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
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i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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