If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
It's gotten to the point where NOT peeing in the sink feels strange and uncomfortable.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
You better be watching. There will be a POP quiz. Each correct answer gains you 5 more minutes of the sexual act of your choice
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
Why do I always end up with closet ICP fans?
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I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
I was sleeping and woke up in the bathroom already puking like i slept walk. Perrrrrrfect.
The guy in the room next to me just offered to hide the next dose of morphine he will get for his broken leg under his tongue and then swap it with me in exchange for a roll of the good toilet paper my parent brought for me last they visited. The psych ward is a lot more hardcore than I thought.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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