toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
It's American, baby! There ain't nothin gross about America.
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
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Petting the cat and listening to "you've got a friend". This is why I smoke weed. To make sense of situations like this.
being pregnant is like rehab
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
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My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
I blame her lesbian super powers of coercion.
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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