You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
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you're the only person I know who would bring a water bottle of screwdriver to a wedding, and toast with it during the speech
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
I broke up with him in the bar & then asked him if he wanted to have a contest to see who gets the most numbers. I say I took that break up well
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
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I started having a bad trip because I closed my eyes and got lost in a forest of patterns and I knew my mom would be upset.
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
Well that's disappointing. I guess I'll give a lesson on dick-breaking another time then
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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