do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
I'm watching intervention which is getting me psyched for your birthday. Is that wrong?
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I am available for nakedness
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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