seriously this is one of those moments where im glad i dont really talk to or know the people i sleep with
Well said.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
i think i got so emotional from a mix of getting my period and slapping the bag like five times
i really wish someone from a royal background would fuck me so i could literally say i was 'royally fucked'.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
We found her. She's owling on the sink in the bathroom.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I just bought emergency deodorant at Dominick's and put it on in front of a homeless man while waiting for the bus. He laughed and said 'girl, you a mess'. This is my life.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
i think my cat just said my name.
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
...i have a beer in one hand, and a chicken wing in the same. typical tuesday, right?
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