i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
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nvm
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
Come over, I want to eat cookie dough off your dick.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
The guy whose porn password I use finally renewed his membership. Lazy fucker had been slacking all summer.
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
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