Dude I just witnessed a midget touching himself and singing the chorus to somebodys watching me by michael jackson... it kinda turned me on
so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
he just sent me a dick pic, it highly resembled a cheese stick
is that a dick in a sweater?
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
He sent me a website link to GIF on Snapchat. I don’t think he understands how Social Media works.
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