the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Not only did I see you last night, you had me help you meet women by convincing them you were deaf and only I understood your sign language
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
Ya, so he said he had to change before he would go to Pizza Hut because he pissed himself. He ran into his house and came back wearing a cowboy hat.........and his piss covered jeans.
Well I'm sorry but he seemed so happy being drunk at noon.
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
that game of battleshots got way too fucking intense. why does the couch have burn marks now.