Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Last night I had a dream we played Uno and had sex. You won at Uno, but you lost at sex.
you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
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I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
I love how you sexted me before you told me happy birthday. Thank you.
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So vagazzling was a success