maybe i get so drunk and make stupid mistakes cuz Subconsiously im preparing for my real world debut
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
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If she were to ever cheat on her husband, I'm positive I'm the the go to guy. Which flatters me and weirds me out at the same time.
Just ran four miles to popeye's. And back. Dedication.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
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Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
How is it that I, the only one that didn't drink last night, was the only one puking out the car window?
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
The highlight of the night was definitely when you starting telling ppl you could shapeshift and "proved" that by stripping.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..