But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Ughh on my way to the bathroom now... literally just puked on myself and cleaned it off with a hot dog bun... I love tailgate
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
All I know is that I'm not gonna send out SOS messages via twitter for your rescue this time.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He has been feeding me cheesecake and candy for breakfast. Naked. For three days. How am I ever going to leave????
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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