Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
Are we going out tonight?
My conscience says no but my vag says yes
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He just chose domino's over sex. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
I just bought two cartons of ice cream, 5 boxes of mac and cheese and a bridal magazine. Don't judge me.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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