belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
They woke me up at 6am and made me drink a bottle pf champagne yelling "champagne breakfast!"
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
You made everyone who was on the patio sit on the floor and join your "ship" because you were the Captain. It was cool though. You let me be your 1st Mate.
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I told you in the isle if you get the one that vibrates that I masturbating with it. Your fault.
Bullshit. You owe me a toothbrush.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
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