woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
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so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
The strippers from this weekend suck at words with friends
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
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My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Did your grand seduction include learning to play careless whisper on a kazoo or was that just a hobby
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