Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
I have rug burns on my nipples. Thanks for being an awesome wing girl.
If I take a couple more shots I won't even know he's a Mormon that drives a motorcycle
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