Grow some girl-balls and come out already
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
My favorite part about you getting arrested is having to explain the prosthetic leg in the front seat.
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
apparently "preggers as fuck" isn't an appropriate way to describe someone...
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
SORRY! Pervert came out for a bit. BAD PERVERT! BACK IN YOUR HOME!
I just watched in amazement as you had a full conversation about water temperature and bacteria with your pet goldfish.
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
Being single is awesome because I can still drink a bottle of wine and hate myself, but I don't have to shave my legs!
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
I'm a delicate orchid of a man.
Blossoming into a fierce dragon.
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