is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
He's a navy seal. He can stick it anywhere he wants.
My favorite part was walking in the bathroom, you fixing yourself in the mirror, calling your reflection a fag, then throwing a haymaker into the paper towel dispenser before going back out to the bar.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
It's official, I need to start putting my vagina's needs before my own.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
He said I kept trying to give him directions back to my house in Rhode Island, and that I started crying when he told me I live in Phoenix.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
SOMETIMES YOU HAVE TO BLAST VANESSA CARLTON IN YOUR CAR AT MIDNIGHT TO FEEL AGAIN. IDK.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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