what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
At what point should shame kick in? Realising I had a one night stand with a man engaged or realising I am that man's wedding photographer?
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I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
I think my hand is broken. But his nose definitely is
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
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..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Things you Cant unsee: When your smartphone syncs to your dads laptop and downloads photos...including his porn stash.
HE FINALLY TEXT ME AND CALLED ME BY MY TWITTER NAME STAND BY FOR THE WEDDING INVITE, BRIDESMAID
I'm going to get him a gold star sticker and put it on his dick
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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