foreplay: 7 minutes. sex: 3 minutes. cuddling: 10 minutes. getting dressed: 5 minutes. commute: 5 minutes.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I'm really good at handling things like foreskin and speech impediments.
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I don't trust a bar IN TENNESSEE that doesn't have Jack Daniels.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
I'm worried my dog collar isn't going to come in time. I might be trying on dog collars at PetSmart next week. That could get awkward.
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
