Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
Do you think it'll be awkward standing up at their wedding knowing I've slept with both the bride and the groom?
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the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
It's like if a cloud had tits and you laid on them.
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Well. I went to a frat party where they mixed gin and Mountain Dew. My kingdom for some olives and vermouth.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
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