I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
i woke up with a shattered plate next to my head.
No I am not eating basil off your cock
Just interrupted a freshman tour to ask where the sexual health center is. Figured I'd just give us all what we were really looking for.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
within five minutes of being here her dog found my vibrator in my bedroom and was carrying it around all proud! and her mom is here. so embarrassing :(
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
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