they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
I'm watching i used to be fat. I've been doing crunches for the last half hour yelling at the slut on tv to stop crying and do crunches.
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
I started the day with dreams of getting laid and ended it with the reality of eating Taco Bell in my bed with my dog.
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
oh, he’s out of jail btw. as of about 6pm. one of his customers bonded him out apparently lol
Like he really got a coke fiend to bond him out?
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