Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
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After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
We had a pillow fight. It looks like an angel exploded here. A DRUNK ALCOHOLIC ANGEL
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
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well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
The "don't have sex with him again" alerts you set on my phone just started going off.
Good. "Seriously, don't do it" should start in about five minutes.
Awkward drunk fist bump with the boss. Not sure if tomorrow will be weird or wonderful.
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
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