Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
She fucked me because she said I looked like Neil Patrick Harris
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
She pretty much spent NYE measuring dicks, trying to decide which one to take home.
And for the record I didn't even have sex last night. I threw up in his toilet and slept in his bed until noon
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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