you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
I vaguely remember seeing that couple making out in front of that store and i yelled "I ALSO LOVE THE ROCKY MOUNTAIN SOAP COMPANY!"
Mmhmmm. I have a list of drunk achievement that is almost as long as my list of stoned achievements
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
