Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
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I was changing in front of my window and my neighbor text me saying, "nice pubes."
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
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If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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