R you on birth control?
No, why?
...no reason
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
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I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
It wasn't like a party or anything. They played PlayStation and talked about sports. Then I threw up on his porch.
You threw my heel at her from across the street... And hit her in the back of the head so hard she face planted into the street. I need more friends like you.
This is the first time I'm hearing this information.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
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Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
my mom snuck into my room, washed her clothes and made her breakfast. what the fuck she's a better boyfriend than I am
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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