Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I just hope my dad was drunk enough to not remember the whole convo we had about anal.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
If you don't ever hear from me again, just know that I loved you
Jesus Christ that's like a real possibility
By the way, do you realize that you asked me how much you could get for your eggs last night. And once you learned the price said that you had plenty to share.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
should we try and roll a cross joint since its good friday? you know, for jesus
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
Randomize
