is your mom at the bar?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
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I need to stop fucking people before I get to know them
What are the odds of finding the one hot Australian dude with erecile dysfunction?
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
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She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
Just at the gym drinking. We call it treadmillcolada
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
All I need is a morbidly obese man masturbating at the other end of the car and I'll complete the CTA Horror Trifecta.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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