is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
i just called. the lady was really nice. something tells me my schools clinic gets a lot of calls about chlamydia
I will also be strapping forties to the puppies.
He showed up 3 hours late wearing roller skates and acted like nothing was wrong with that.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Donating $10 to Sandy victims for every hurricane I drink tomorrow. Buying me alcohol just became a good cause.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
On a scale of one to ten how bad is it that the first cardio I've done in months is jogging to the bars?
I'll just go with dedication.
That man makes my giblets tingle
Congrats? I think?
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