Umm I'm too high to move.
Sarah, plain, and tall I adore you
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
dude we were spooning naked in bed with her ass in my crotch. she sharted in her sleep all over my dick.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
Also you were throwing your phone yelling this is durable as shit
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
On another note, why did I wake up wrapped in bubble wrap. I can only assume it was for my own safety
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
You were drink-wine-from-the-bottle drunk trying to take everybody's blood pressures again.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
You are cordially invited to the annual finals week stress relief drinking binge at our manor this evening
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
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