you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
How do you feel about the band name "O'labia Newton John"??
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
Best. Handjob. Ever.
I'm guessing Kelly is over?
Nope. Home alone.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
I am far too hungover to deal with the fact I can hear you masturbating in the bathroom.
Blacked out last night, but left myself a note that said "oops on oops on oops" that can never be a positive
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
Pretty sure I just pissed straight whiskey...
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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