This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
There's a 24 hour period after giving head where you can't eat penis shaped food without me laughing at you
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
thank god we only have to drink eggnog and rum once a year. It taste like shit.
If by "Are you high?" u mean "Did you just pass out at Genghis Grill walking to your table and falceplant?" the answer is yes.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
ill drive you to the airport today if we can have sex first
i left yesterday
ill pick you up from the airport on sunday if we can have sex after
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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