seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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She introduced herself as 'Ann the sober one.' Took me to a coat check and a lost and found. Then offered coffee and breakfast sandwiches. Turns out she's been paying her half of the electric bill running post-party operations.
I should start riding the bus again so I can drink all day
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
I am thankful for thumbs.
Because without thumbs, we would be dolphins.
Land dolphins.
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I was too hungover to read the menu. I literally pointed at a picture of an advertisement and handed the cashier my card
I was so drunk last night I asked a rando at the bar to take a picture with me cause I thought he was in the band
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Ok. I'm gonna smoke some weed and look at some elephants without you then.
I made it to work. Still drunk. Definitely pregnant.
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