so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
We left the bar, went to a sex shop, bought penis shotglasses, went back to the bar and insisted that the bartender used them.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Well at least he is okay. If you call the fetal position in my living room floor "okay"...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
I'm 99% sure I just puked glitter. Wine drunk Mondays shouldn't be a thing.
We're doing a team debriefing of Saturday night in group text right now. As 75% of the female presence at that party we saw some shit.
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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