i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
He ignores my calls like im some kind of stalker chick
Ive only called 5 times
Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
too bad you live with your parents still
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nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
an off duty cop drove behind me last night to make sure i didnt get a dui. i was blacked out drunk and on a pill of ecstacy. he knew this. i must be really pretty.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
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Called my ex last night, told her I wanted to bang like we use too, her fiance was in the car, I was on speaker phone. NO MORE TEQUILA!
Did she say Ok?
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Talk about an dramatic entrance, girl rolled up on a stolen bike and was wearing heels and a dress, through it on the ground and said "you guys want a bike?" Of course i jumped on that shit, any sane person would!
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
When you called me I said did you make it home. You said yeah. Then you said you didn't know where you were. I said you were at home and you said but where. I said you are in the bathroom. Then you said oh, you're so smart lol
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