My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
White grape blunt wraps are like the equivalent of a glass of wine in a tux.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
my ass is still wet. this is highly unpleasant. give me 5 to get changed and I'm all yours. or you can yell things to me while I shower and burn clothes
11/10 would buy him a McLobster
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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