What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I think taking a nice shit is a lot more satisfying than an orgasm. This is probably why I'm single.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
I woke up this morning to 4 booty call texts. So i am trying to find the sign that says i like to sit on cocks so that i can take it off.
trust me, i wonder where that sign is on a daily basis.
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We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
if you were drunk and peed in your friend's washing maching, would you send an "i'm sorry" text or say nothing at all?
all hypothetical of course
i cant belive i got a ticket! i know what his dick tastes like!
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
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She was so morning drunk she asked the lady at brueggers for a bandaid and my self respect back
Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I did cocaine off my boobs last night. Then I wrote two essays and went on a run. Go me
You were giving me all the reasons why being the big spoon is such a responsibility, and how you wish you were a girl cause the little spoon does nothing
So I tried to catch a rabbit in Terraria & accidentally blew it up with a grenade made of bees. Monty Python would be proud.
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