Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
who are you and why are you in my phone as dr. seuss
Helping a hot freshman girl move in = 2 hours of my life One bottle of cheap vodkas = $10 Watching her do the walk a shame on her first morning away from home = Priceless
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
Do you remember trying to eat gravel when we were walking back to the dorm?
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
They called me at 5 AM saying they had a present for me
Haha he was not a poor little guy. If he'd talked to me or something I might feel bad. But since I saw him groping other girls as well as myself there's no sympathy coming from me
He's just picking out the right girl. I do the same thing with fruit. Grope them, squeeze them, smell them. I have to know I'm getting quality fruit.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
Totally thought something squeezed my boob. Then I remembered I was wearing a bra. Isn't weed great?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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