how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
if the future wants me to fuck him, then i guss i have to
I wish my brain had a "congrats you just defeated the munchies" notification!
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
they told me if I wanted to live here I had to get an ass tattoo and then they all mooned me simultaneously. ass tattoos as far as the eye could see.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
If you hear a loud thud and smell ozone, I may have been electrocuted.
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
Well shit I mean if you get a bunch of cashed up drunk lesbians together in a casino, it's bound to go south at some point
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
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