I'm so fucking centered right now
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
he fingered me, smelled his fingers, then asked me what i ate today..
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
Was almost hungover and got scared, skipped hungover, back to hammered. Fuck real life
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I will gladly accept you into my home with open legs.
I think people are normalizing furries
Judging from the sharpie on my face, glitter on my chest and women's tiger print panties i'm wearing last night was a thing.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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