dude, my own friends sent me home from a party last night. real cool assholes. real cool
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
I was chocking and even did the sign for it..And you continued to just laugh
Listen. I'm a changed woman. I have no problem using him for sex.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
usual friday morning routine. the pants i wore last night are in my passenger seat and im rooting through the pockets trying to make exact change at the dunkin donuts drive thru
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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