the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
and technically it was a rebound
so lol
and then you got rebounded for the same girl he rebounded you for and still never scored ... it was like watching an LA Clippers game
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Bars not open yet, I feel like a desperate alcoholic wandering around outside.
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you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
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I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
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