Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
You would only drink if the space jam soundtrack was playing, you thought it was hilarious that before every shot you said "y'all ready for this".
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Hey. Whatever time u wake up let me know Ur alive. I need my vegas partner... I don't think they let u take corpses on a plane.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
That moment when your whole family facetimed you just moments before you threw up all over the entire living room
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Randomize
