who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
I've banged too many servicemen's wives to still be considered an American.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Did you know you could bring s cooler of beer to the nail salon?
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
Decided in my tanked state last night purchase 2 weeks worth of xanax, so I can guess my way thru this week and finals. Soberly, I decided it would be a great way to test my knowledge of finance.
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
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