Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
Reindeer Drinking Games will soon commence. Get over here while we're still sober enough to answer the door.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
i just burped and it tasted like condom. please tell me i wasn't lame and made that guy wear one for a bj last night.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I took the weekend off because he and I were supposed to go to Vegas for our anniversary and get a hooker remember?
Ah, yes. Who says romance is dead?
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
He snorted adderall on my table. I have a feeling he's not trying to buy me flowers
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
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