Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
Is it weird that I found myself thinking of that blue chick from Avatar while she gave me head after the movie?
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i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
My car smells like beer, you're here in spirit
The milf did the body paint, come to the bar
Well I never thought in the future I'd be able to say "hey remember that Easter I made porn?"
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I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
I think I'm at a stage of my life where I subconsciously purposefully fuck everything up just to see if I can find a way out of it.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
You passed out in my backseat like a legitimate infant. A really drunk, really horny infant
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
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