I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
It's because you were crossfaded. And because drinks were 3 dollars. And because they accepted credit cards.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
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Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
I named my Roomba after my pot dealer. I have a problem, don't i?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
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Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
While walking to class I was handed a red bull, condoms, and a mini bible. I love my school.
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
There were 16 girls and 31 titties. That’s how the club was. Lance doesn’t get to decide ever again.
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