dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Those balls look pretty dangerous.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
never stay at a party until 5am. even if it's because of daylight savings. we ended up having to watch porn with the host's dad...
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
is it fun? or sober?
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