The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
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He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Can we have a celebratory fuck now that the lockout is over?
You're the best girlfriend ever.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
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You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
His dog was laying on the bed and he said we could have sex as long as we didn't disturb his dog. My life is pathetic
I made it out of the house. Success.
It's not better out here. I'm at Target hyperventilating in the aisles.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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