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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
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i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
I'm confused about why you felt the need to ask me to buy you life alert for christmas at 3:28 this morning.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
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I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
The only way that night could have gotten any better would be if a unicorn would descend from the heavens with a nacho bell grande in a bag around its horn beat boxing Hakunah Matata.
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
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