My mom just called and reminded me not to throw up in any cabs tonight. Happy St. Patty's Day.
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
The moment that kid turns 18, I will have his sperm for all three meals.
Oh God. You're going to jail
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
For the record you were pretending you were in a rocket when you drove from wawa to your house. So like 2 minutes of me listening to you making rocket sounds over the phone lmfao
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
But you''re still having sex with him. And a hobo convinced you to.
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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