Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
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Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
Are you kidding me????? How bout, IM SORRY FOR CALLING YOU 16 TIMES AND LEAVING YOU A TWO MINUTE VOICEMAIL OF MYSELF THROWING UP.
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So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
In my top drawer right now, there are see's chocolates, condoms, weed, and my vibrator. One way or another, this is going to be a good night
You know you've found a good drug dealer when he's willing to overnight mail to you in another state...
I just got back like 5 minutes ago, I have two champagne bottles that I carried with me on the train home and a Dunkin donuts coffee cup full of stolen butter, I've been in a windowless room for the last 6 hours, time does not exist
what is your life
Free champagne that's what
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