and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
third nipple confirmed
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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