so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Just filled up my pledge keg goblet with coffee at bp. They can judge all they want. At least I'm not killing baby dolphins.
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I blacked out after the shots of canned lobster bisque.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is this really the life I've chosen for myself?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
I woke up to rachel asking "did anyone else fall out of a tree last night?"
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
I’m a little confused...we were told by Cheeto Jesus and his minions multiple times that we would stop hearing about coronavirus the day after the election and, yet, I am still hearing about coronavirus. Is it possible they lied to us again?!?
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