Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
I just learned you can mail a coconut. I'll be over in 3 days with the rum.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Watching Supernatural does more for me sexually than the physical encounters with 90% of the men in my life.
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
It's very finicky. Like baking. or BDSM.
There's a lady rapping at me about making healthy food choices. She lives in a refrigerator. This is not okay with me
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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