"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
the $20 limit for secret santa doesn't apply to me cause you know a half gram of coke is more than $20
It's okay. My lingerie drawer is skanky enough for the two of us. Even across borders.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
Can I just say how funny it is that your "respect" tattoo is right above the bruise from me slapping your ass
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
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