he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
You think the Elephant Man ever tried to pick up chicks claiming all his appendages were elephant-sized?
So, it's like build-a-bear for your vag?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Some guy just watched me feed 30 dimes and 3 quarters for bread and cheese at the self checkout at walmart. I no longer comprehend shame...
I tried calming him down but his eyes are rolling to the back of his head and he's yelling "COMA WEED!"
If I die I am blaming you for not answering to tell me the proper dosage of horse tranquilizers to take
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I realized last night, I never talk dirty in German during sex. How much wasted potential is that?
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
5 hours of volunteer work playing with puppies and banned from the frat I hate most as 'punishment'... Besides the ER trip, I'm not seeing the bad in this situation
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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